Cats

Cats are smarter than we give them credit for. For example, my cat (Maddy) knows when I need someone to be there for me. Once when I was really upset, I walked into my room and there she was. It was like she was waiting to cheer me up. And it worked. Another time, when we were chopping up our piano (don’t ask), the lid was open and Maddy jumped up onto it, making a huge sound. As soon as she heard it she leaped back and then carried on. But this time, instead of walking on the keys, she placed her paws gently on either side of them. So that there wouldn’t be any disturbance. So do you see now? They are quite smart. And this is coming from the cat that gets called the most dumb cat on the planet sometimes. So imagine what other cats are like.

But never forget. They may be smart, but they were born killers. And with a swipe of their killer claws, you could be scarred forever. So never underestimate their power.

Signed: Sigger!

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